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"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
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Man Thought Hurt But Slightly Dead
— headline from the Providence (R.I.) Journal
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Snapple Facts |
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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One Liners |
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
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for 1/1999
sorted by Date
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Rodeo Variation
This only works with someone you know -- one night stands won't cut it: You mount the lady partner from behind, grab her hair like holding the reins, lean over and gently whisper in her ear ...
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 3.35
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Houdini
When doing a chick doggie style, yell loudly and spit on her back to simulate ejaculation. Then, when she turns around to look back at you ...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 3.46
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Double Coyote
Same as Coyote except you gnaw off your other arm because ...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 3.14
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Ick Dick
After a long night of plowing some chick who has a ...
Published : 01.26.1999
Rate: 3.10
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Singapore Sling
The vile act of woman, who has just got your load dropped in her, of reaching into herself, scooping it out, and ...
Published : 01.26.1999
Rate: 3.17
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Chocolate Starfish
The appearance of an anus that is ...
Published : 01.22.1999
Rate: 2.78
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Ski-slope
When doing a chick from behind and pulling out...
Published : 01.14.1999
Rate: 3.12
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Peeking
This is when your shit is right at the tip...
Published : 01.14.1999
Rate: 3.23
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Touching Cloth
When you go to fart, and a shit sneaks out just far enough to tag your shorts, but pops back in ...
Published : 01.14.1999
Rate: 3.02
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Gambling And Losing
When farting, if a piece of shit escapes ...
Published : 01.11.1999
Rate: 3.36
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Sort the Contents
When preparing to fart one must make sure it is really a fart and not a turd ...
Published : 01.10.1999
Rate: 2.90
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Drop a Deuce
To defecate. Also known as ...
Published : 01.09.1999
Rate: 2.83
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Goofball Facts |
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A pair of flies can produce one trillion offspring over the course of a summer.
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2009 Deadpool
Don't miss out ... If you are a Goofballer, it's free. If you are not ... become a Goofballer!
01.22.2009
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