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	"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003

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	"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." — Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)

	Snapple Facts
	#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.

	One Liners
	Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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	Animals are not all color-blind. Many species, including dogs, horses and sheep, can distinguish some colors, while the primates, especially chimpanzees and rhesus monkeys, have color vision equal to that of humans.

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