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Furr Ball
You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of ...
Published : 04.29.1999

Rate: 2.95
Fish Eye
From behind, you shove your finger in ...
Published : 04.28.1999

Rate: 2.68
Fountain of Youth
While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass ...
Published : 04.27.1999

Rate: 3.29
The Ram
You're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head ...
Published : 04.27.1999

Rate: 3.05
Fish Hook
A variation of the Shocker in which you pull back towards ...
Published : 04.26.1999

Rate: 3.22
Flying Camel
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you ...
Published : 04.26.1999

Rate: 2.92
Cankles
Name for girls legs when you can't tell where the...
Published : 04.16.1999

Rate: 3.08
Fumilingus
When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and...
Published : 04.15.1999

Rate: 3.15
Dicktricks
The act of a man horizontally stretching his scrotum and ...
Published : 04.12.1999

Rate: 3.18
Going to the Bullpen
The act of fingering a woman's or man's ...
Published : 04.09.1999

Rate: 2.56
Crop Dusting
When spooning with your woman, and you are in front with your back to her front ...
Published : 04.09.1999

Rate: 3.37
The Rooster
When you stick your head between someone's ass cheeks while...
Published : 04.08.1999

Rate: 2.86
Caser
A chick who's so nasty, it would take a case...
Published : 04.06.1999

Rate: 3.00
Snoodling
When an uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around another man's...
Published : 04.05.1999

Rate: 2.92
Hollywood Loaf
A semi-erect penis visible through clothing ...
Published : 04.05.1999

Rate: 2.89
Lily Pad
When you goes days without shitting, load...
Published : 04.01.1999

Rate: 3.03
The Holland Hell Walk
An insestial cousin of the Dutch Oven ...
Published : 04.01.1999

Rate: 3.05
Brushback Pitch
When you're getting head, yell 'Batter Up!' Then, quickly...
Published : 04.01.1999

Rate: 3.18

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